Episodes | Shorts Extras | Non-Geoweasel Cartoons |
 Mitri the Balloon Boy | On October 15, 2009, all of America watched a giant mylar ballooon fly over Colorado for hours having been told there was a boy inside. But there was not. So we're here to make up for it by putting a kid in a balloon for you. [Youtube link] |
 Overreaction | Swine Flu claims the life of one of the Weasels. Well, indirectly anyway. [Youtube link] |
 Insecurity System | Nar installs a security system in the headquarters with amazing Texas Instruments-like technology. [Youtube link] |
 An Apple a Day | Nar has a strange growth on his head that can only be cured by a blue apple so Mitri and Jimbob find one for him. Sort of. [Youtube link] |
 Gimbob the Jenius | Using Jimbob as a distraction, Weas gains entrance to a government laboratory. Unfortunately, he doesn't quite find what he's looking for. [Youtube link] |
 Survival of the Fattest | Weas worries that his crew is too unhealthy to carry out business. Not that they were doing much in the first place. [Youtube link] |
 Okay, Do Overs | Nar comes up with quite a devious plan to help The Weasels attain their goal of world domination. He goes out to pick up supplies but ends up having a nice little talk with Dr. Schnoz. [Youtube link] |
 Attorney at LOL | In need of a reliable, experienced lawyer? Don't bother calling Mitri. [Youtube link] |
 Pinky Swear | A demon from the underworld shows up to give The Weasels some pointers on how to put on a good show. They don't listen. [Youtube link] |
 Geoweasel's Weaselversary | There is some major déjà vu going on here... [Youtube link] |
 Death By Undead | Due to Nar's careless driving, Weas dies and goes to Hell, but The Devil agrees to let him go back as a zombie. He doesn't last too long, though. [Youtube link] |
 How the Schnoz Stole Christmas | Dr. Schnoz lures Jimbob and Mitri into his clutches with a totally convincing Santa costume, and with the Weaselmobile stuck in deep snow, it's up to the real Santa Claus to save them. [Youtube link] |
 A Very Halloweasel Christmas | Mitri and Jimbob enjoy some of the finer points of trick-or-treating while Weas is forced to deal with annoying little kids. This episode has a very confusing title. [Youtube link] |
 Fate's Fault | A new girl appears at the headquarters one day, thrusting Sapphire even further into the shadows. [Youtube link] |
 Hardcore Gaming | When a video game takes control of Nar, he begins to think he's a part of it and sets off to save the world. [Youtube link] |
 Digital Infection | Mitri downloads a computer virus that infects the entire headquarters. Luckily, Nar's extremely reliable tech-support mind knows just what to do. [Youtube link] |
 Expected Surprise Party | Nar is determined to put together a surprise birthday party for Weas. Unbeknownst to him, Weas buys mind-reading powers off the internet. Go figure. [Youtube link] |
 Brains Are Smart | After meeting up on the mountain, the crew searches for a way to safety. All they find is an ill-tempered green brain. (Part 2) [Youtube link] |
 483 Yards Of Terror | Nar and Mitri get lost in a snowy wildnerness while on vacation. Meanwhile, Weas builds a machine that will make their headquartes fly. ...Wait, what? (Part 1) [Youtube link] |
 Forced Love | In an attempt to keep Nar from being so antisocial, Weas puts Nar on a dating game show. The results are not pretty, and frankly, neither are the ladies. [Youtube link] |
 Nar's Daytime Gig | Following his supposed life-long dream, Nar becomes host of a daytime talk show. The others are not impressed. [Youtube link] |
 Jailbird Jimbob | Jimbob lands himself in jail and must count on his friends to free him. Lucky for Jim, he can't count. [Youtube link] |
 Invisible Death | Mitri's new imaginary friend goes on a killing spree (if you consider two people a spree) and only he can put a stop to him. [Youtube link] |
 The Gremmy's | Weas sponsors an awards show run by Nar and the results are less than...actually, there are no results. And how did Weas get all that money? [Youtube link] |
 Dangerous Download | Nar manages to blow up half of the Geoweasel headquarters with the help of some outdated software. [Youtube link] |
 The Dark Storm | Nar and Weas set off to find some batteries in the midst of a dangerous storm only to be captured by Dr. Schnoz in this pilot episode. If you can't watch it all the way through, we understand. [Youtube link] |
 Summer Safety | Nar tells you everything you need to know about being safe while endangering Mitri's very life in the process. [Youtube link] |
 Geoweasel: The Movie | Everything you've always wanted! [Youtube link] |
 The Pilot That Never Was | Take a look into the vault of The Weasel's first adventure or...something along those lines. [Youtube link] |
 Firework Safety | Even in the middle of nowhere, fireworks can be dangerous. They're still pretty though. [Youtube link] |
 Having A Wonderful Time | Nar is happy and, apparently, very violent. [Youtube link] |
 A Computer Gets Scared By Nar | Weas makes a really weird independent film. Nar doesn't really like it too much, with good reason. [Youtube link] |
 Another Ordinary Day | Uh...this episode has no plot. It barely even has animation. [Youtube link] |
 What if Brian Doyle Murray Voiced Weas? | A little experiment. Like...REALLY little. |
 Monster Rock | Another unfinished episode from 2006, and a Halloween one too! This one had no reason to be scrapped. Sorry... |
 Nar Vs. The Janitizer | In this first installment of "Unfinished Episode Theater," we take a look at the first Geoweasel episode made after the pilot. There's little to no improvement, so it was scrapped halfway. |
 Happy 2009! | Is the party over here!? No. No it's not. [Youtube link] |
 Geoweasel Gallop | A short, 30-second music video made in three hours for a collab piece. |
 Site Intro 2 | An significantly updated intro that replaced the previous one for a while. |
 Site Intro 1 | A themesong video once used on the main page of the site. |
 A Fan Episode By Timmy | Something's going on here...but I'm not quite sure what it is. |
 Virus | The original version of "Dangerous Download." Also, their voices are different. [Youtube link] |
 N64 in Bible Times | A guest cartoon done for nockFORCE! |
 True Love | A submission for 24-Hour Toons! |